Ah its been a long time, as Rakim said. Quite a lot has happend since the tale of the shotgun and dolphin. I´ve been back to the UK to crowned a successfull graduate, which was a giggle, I got to wear a square hat and a cape, not many occations one can wear a cape without being considder a blethering idiot!! but this was one of them so I made the most of it, as did my other fellow graduates. There was however a bit of a misunderstanding in the ceremony, there were a few people there dressed as jesters (as Jerry so kindly put it) so I thought we would have some foolish antics as entertainment… it how ever came apparent later on that these people were anything but jesters, they were Doctors (PhD) … ooops!!!
Now I have a couple of other items to report that are significant, firstly; I am officially an invalid, I have lost considderable hearing on both ears, so now I might have to start lying to people that I am a secret agent on a mission due to having a silly gadet stuck to my ear!! CRAP! this unfortunate fact has nothing to do with the fact that in my younger days I used to DJ and generally listen to loud music all the time, firing projectile weapons r hanging around race circuits alot. Its most likely genetic, thanks mum, dad and the rest of you!!!
NOW for the REALLY big news, on my first day back at work I was reading my emails and one of them turned out to be very interesting, as you ALL know, there used to be a ketchup sold in Iceland called “Vals” ketchup, this is by all known as the best ketchup in the world ever. It has not been available to the general public for at least ten years now, the only places you could find it was a select few hotdog venders in Reykjavik, but now one of them has taken it upon them selves to sell it in consumerpackaging to us punters!!! WHAT A TREAT!, I ran across the road from work and purchased one imidiately, following that I sent my mother to buy some hotdogs, while I spoonfed myself some lovelyness…. mmmmmm TASTY!!!!
Some pictures of me in a cape will be made readily available to the public shortly!
